follow me bitches, we're going shopping.
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
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xuf:
God I love this.
I LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
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when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence
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This is legitimately creepin me out man..
Reasons I don’t sleep #27
what the fuck is this
My favorite.
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| Me every night: | I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now. |
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
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babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
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i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
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Wire Bonsai by Ken To
Bonsai is a reflective art, but you could almost see yourself in the delicately wrapped copper wire that Ken uses to cnstruct his miniature bonsai sculptures, which are available to purchase at his rondei.
Artist: ebay / DeviantArt
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